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Welcome to alwaysforgiven. The little trashbin of Eunice Ho. Follow the life of a little asian girl who spends her life in front of a computer. If you use anything, please credit me or I'm gonna have to somehow hunt you down.
Onwards, chums.
Eunice
Eunice Ho, but forget the last name
Little asian girl. Brown hair, brown eyes. Sixteen. Weird Humour.
Likes: Music, Friends, Family, Bright colors, Laughing, Watermelons, Pineapples, Starbucks.
Hates: Her last name, Backstabbers, Two-faced people, Graveyards, Bad Drama, Tension.
ORLY? || Contact || Memories
Memories Number Seven
-Kelson, Jacob, Henry and I reading Carol's, Lucy's and Julia's essay. We were like "HOLY CRAP. I FEEL SO LOW AND NOOB RIGHT NOW"
Nostalgic. WOAHH.
-Eunice- "What does IB mean?"
Julia- "International Bachelorette"
Eunice- "But what if you're a guy. International Bachelor?"
And then when the announcements are up, Mr. Lynch says it Eunice's way. PWN (H)
-(During a quiz thing..)
Mr. Murphy: Who was the first man in space?
Grace: Buzz Lightyear?
-Jacob about Julia's essay
"Azure? Woah. That just did it Julia. You get a 4"
-At the Ainley IB thing.
Everyone walking up to Jon and Dave
"Uhh...why are you here?"
-Lmao! Marking Kelsy's lame-ass essay.
Hmm, we don't like Kelsy very much, and her essay is like size 18 and only a page...so I'll give her a 2...
-Eunice- "Well, your face needs some medicine, cuz it's so SICK. HAHA"
Julia- "Well your face needs some honey, cuz right now it's only a NUT"
Eunice- "..."
Julia- "Get it? Honey NUT? Cheerios?"
Eunice- "..."
Julia- "Oh forget it"
-Henry- "Ok fair trade"
Eunice- "K fine"
-Henry takes his pencil case and throw's Eunice's stuff away-
Eunice- "NOOO!!!!" -Throws away rest of her stuff- "DAMNIT!"
-Ty: who got raped?
Tam: Oh! ME! :raises hand:
-Courtesy of Carol
-Lmfao our dares with Mark, Litan, Tamara, Ying and I.
That was so funny. I was literally lmao-ing.
"IF YOU HAD TO CHOOSE BETWEEN SEEING ****** NAKED OR PYSYK LAPDANCING YOU NAKED, WHAT WOULD YOU CHOOSE?"
"Ummm...Pysyk" xDDDD LOLOLOL.
--Tamara and I singing in the bus stop glass thingy to Ella-
Ella- "You guys are scaring me!"
-Turns around and bumps into glass-
-Tamara- "Omg you guys I'm gonna clean up my room so well that my mom's gonna give me back my iPod TWICE"
-Teresa and I's french slogans
"Got milk? We don't. But we got tea"
"Got friends? You don't. I'm not being your friend. But I can do your chores"
-LMAO Kelson, Henry, Julia and I trying to use big words in our social essay.
Kelson- "Every night I lay in my bed, pondering about the -big'p'word- and my soul dies a little inside"
-Mr. Wong- "Okay! Who's going to do number Q? Q? Q for Cucumber! [Q-cumber]"
-Eunice: I was talking to my brother one day...then i realized i didn't have one...So...I went for a walk in the park.
Tamara: I was talking to my sister one day...then I realized that she was my brother. Then...I went to walk in the park with Eunice.
-Eunice-"You guys! You're workers! You can't sound that smart!"
So then we came up with:
OMG. WTF MAN. CHILDREN SHULDN'T BE WERKING. SRSLY. WTF. LOLOL I GOT OUT OF WORK. SO TTYL GUYZ CU L8ER"
-Back in Grade 7. The "LURBE TRIANGLE"
Joanne likes Nathan
Ben likes Joanne
And uh...Nathan like Ben.
-Our answer to every riddle.
Lucy & I- "...He's gay."
Carol- "NOBODY'S GAY"
-TJ's and Dipon's conversation for like fifteen minutes that time afterschool
TJ- "You're ugly!"
Dipon- "You're uglier!"
TJ- "You're ugly-est-er!"
Dipon- "You're ugly-est-est-est-er!"
-Riddles.
New obsession for us.
Lmfao it all started in science with Kelson, Jacob, Julia and I xD
-Tam: WHO SMELLS LIKE COLOGNE?
Jon Rho: IM TOO POOR TO AFFORD COLOGNE.
-Courtesy Of Carol-
-Tamara- "Aww man. It hurts to sit"
Eunice- "....WHAT?!"
Tamara- "It hurts to sit"
Eunice- "OHHH. I thought you said it hurts to shit!"
-Jacob: Carol! Ask me a question in french!
Carol:...
Kelson: Voulez vous coucher avec moi?
Jacob:-thinks- NO KELSON. I WONT GO SLEEP WITH YOU.
Kelson: Voulez vous coucher avec toi? -points at Carol-
Carol:>.<
Jacob:-thinks- how do you go to sleep with three?
-Courtesy of Carol.
LMFAO I LITERALLY LMAO'D AT THIS.
-Ms.B- "So how'd you feel about the beat, Eunice?"
Eunice- "Me? Uh..Pretty good..?"
Ms.B- "Then why were you offbeat?"
Eunice- "WHAT?!"
-Conductor- "The bass drum was on-beat. The rest was off"
Eunice- "SNAAAAP"
-Critic-er- "It seems as though you're following the band instead of the other way around"
Ty whispers- "Damn right you follow us, betch"
-Ty- "That's Henry Li, you NUB" (To Chacko)
Dr. Seuss- "Wow. That's harsh. Don't say that"
Ty- "What...Me calling him a nub?"
Henry- "I think he thinks it's racial slang"
-Trying to cook the chicken fingers only to find out later that the oven was unplugged xD
-Davis- "Say Eunice buys a car from me. She HAS to pay ten dollars"
Eunice- "Oh Oh Ok.."
Davis- "And she HAS to give the ten dollars to me"
Eunice- "Ohkay.."
Davis- "And she has to PAY FOR THE GAS"
EuniceCarolJuliaLucy- "Oh oh oh..oh. ohkay"
Davis- "So are you gonna TAKE THE CAR?!"
Julia- "Y...Yeah..She'll take the car"
-Reads french part- Eunice
"What does that mean in English?" Howard
"Uhhh... Cinderella undresses, then takes a shower...then goes to sleep." Eunice
"Wtf? She's sleeping with no clothes" Teresa
-Riddle- "The music stops. The man dies"
Jacob- "OH! They were playing WoW and you know how the music is there. He had to go eat supper and he left his character there so he got beat up. And everyone was playing too so there were a lot of people."
Eunice- "...CLOOOOOSE"
-Jacob- "Give me a riddle and I'll answer it for fifty cents!"
Eunice- "Okay. Who is brown and gay?"
Jacob- "ME! Can I have my fifty cents now?"
-Davis talking and yelling at us while lecturing the whole class. Julia and I just nodding vigorously.
-Ying- "Did you know that Eunice and I lived in the same place in HK? We probably crossed paths and I was probably like 'What an ugly girl' "
Eunice- "Yeah and I probably said...'What an ugly...BOY' "
